Male Masturbation Tips

Male Masturbation Tips

Melon baller

Buy yourself a rock melon or honeydew melon. Cut a round hole in one end a bit smaller than your dick. Scoop out a little of the inside but not too much. Heat the melon in a microwave (be careful!) and squirt in some baby oil. If you've done it right you'll get a heap of suction when you fuck it. This method comes as close to the feeling of a real pussy or anus as you're ever likely to get! You'll start to get a hard-on whenever you walk past a fruit shop!

A little bonus to add to the honeydew/cantaloupe procedure: On the opposite side of the melon from where your penis enters it, make a small hole with a skewer or small knife, no bigger than a pencil eraser, but reaching all the way in to the "vagina." Wrap your hand around the melon after you insert your erection and put your finger over the hole on the outstroke. Remove your finger on the in-stroke, replace it over the hole on the outstroke. Feels like a mouth going down on your cock, then sucking on it as it draws back. A very nice substitute for a blow job!

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Lube advice

Mineral oil works really well and doesn't dry out. If you look at the ingredients of baby oil, you'll discover that it is made of mineral oil and fragrance. You can get mineral oil only in the digestive section of your supermarket or drug store. If you don't want an oily product then try to find Corn Husker's Lotion which is really slippery but it dries out very quickly. To fix that, keep a small spray bottle of water to freshen it up. It comes back to being very slippery as before.

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Cucumber sleeve

Take a large cucumber and cut both ends off. Using a butter knife or spoon, remove all of the seeds and a little of the cucumber meat so you have a nice 'sleeve'. Adjust to fit the circumference of your penis. Heat the cucumber in the microwave for about 1 to 1.5 minutes. Touch the inside to make sure it's not too hot, it's easy to burn yourself.

Just stick your dick in and start pumping. Spin it around, pump up and down. The cucumber will stay warm for a loong time. It is a little messy though. This is the closest thing to real pussy I have ever felt. In fact, since it's really tight and wet, it feels better than some pussies I've had!

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Tingly Spittle

If you use something like scope mouthwash or Altoids in your mouth right before you masturbate and spit on your hands, it kinda stings but you really explode!

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Feel glad

Take a plastic bag, (a little one but big enough to fit all of your cock into.) Get on your knees in front of a bed or couch, and put your cock in the bag, and stick it in between, the crack, of the bed or couch. Push down on top of the bed or couch and fuck the couch, a little lotion or something along those lines works well.

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Spackle me tender

Take a Playtex vinyl glove, fill it with spackle [which has a gooey consistency]. Insert a small piece of rubber eraser inside the middle finger. Then invert the middle finger and tie the opening of the glove, together with the tip of the middle finger. Use some KY Jelly or Vaseline for lube and you're set. Heat up slightly in microwave. Be careful not to burn yourself; Spackle retains heat for a long time. The glove creates suction. You can also wrap center section of glove with ace bandage to increase sensation.

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Water safety

Go get a pair of "water-wings" that little kids wear around their arms in the pool to help them float and swim. Blow one of them up as much as you can. (The more air, the tighter the feel.) Take some Vaseline and coat the inside and your cock. Place the "device" between the couch cushions and insert your cock and pump away.

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"The Stranger"

Sit on your hand for like 30 minutes until your hand goes numb, then jerk off like a madman. This gives you the feeling that a stranger is doing it for you. You can also put your hand in cold water until it goes numb.

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Swivel stick

Take both hands (lube optional) and place one hand on each side of your dick. Move one hand towards your feet while moving the other hand up towards your head, turning your dick about 1/4 a turn. After about 1/4 turn, switch directions, keep switching directions and turning your dick back and forth. The faster you go, the better it feels. When you are about to cum, and pass the "point of no return", just stroke it as usual until you are done.

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Left-right, left-right

Lube up your dick well and both hands. Put your right hand on top your dick and stroke downward. Before you get all the way down, put your left hand on the top of your dick and stroke downward. Repeat. It will pleasure you like nothing else. It will feel like an endless pussy.

Female masturbation techniques

There are many female masturbation techniques and each one is influenced by a variety of factors and personal preferences. Female masturbation is one of the quickest ways to achieve orgasm.
Prepare yourself to be sexually stimulated with these female masturbation techniques. Stimulation can occur from direct clitoral stimulation, finger play, indirect clitoral stimulation, water play, and Adult sex toy play.


•Mindset Female Masturbation Technique •

Fantasy Technique

Sit back, relax and just visualize what turns you on and let your fantasy enhance your masturbation experience and orgasm


•Clitoral Stimulation and Finger Play Female Masturbation Technique•

Rubbing circle Try using two fingers that are placed directly on the clitoris, then begin moving in a circular motion with varying speed and pressure so that you can achieve orgasm.

Finger Penetration
Try vaginal penetration with variations in strokes and firmness while using the other hand to massage your clitoris or play with your nipples.

Finger Rolling
For this technique place your thumb and your index finger around the clitoris and roll the clitoris between your fingers at whatever pace feels good.

Finger Tapping
In this technique you should pull your vagina lips back, exposing the clitoris, and once the clitoris is exposed gently tap the clit with your index finger. Indirect Clitoral Stimulation Female Masturbation Technique

Pillow Ride
Try riding on a pillow where the end of the pillow is tied up in a hard knot and then press it against the clitoris.

Stuffed Animal Similar to the pillow ride: you can place the stuffed animal in-between your thighs and place pressure on your clitoris.


•Water Play Female Masturbation Technique•

Steady Shower Spray
During your shower aim a steady stream of water to your vagina till it hits your clitoris.

Shower Masturbation
Using the shower head, apply the water straight to the clitoris while controlling it from a steady stream to a pulsating spray.

Running Faucet
During a bath while lying on your back with your legs open, position yourself under the running faucet so the water flows onto your clitoris.

Jacuzzi Fun
If you have access to a Jacuzzi you should take advantage of the flow of water from the jets. You should be careful as the jets can be very powerful, so you should start at a good distance and then move closer to the point where you feel comfortable. Position yourself so that the flow of water lands directly on your vagina and clitoris.


•Adult Sex Toy Female Masturbation Technique•

Clitoris Rub
Vibrators are great because they give you the ultimate control over the speed of the vibrations. By applying pressure with the vibrator while rubbing your inner thighs, clitoris and vagina lips, you will be stimulated to the point of orgasm.

Direct Vibrator
Use a vibrator that is applied directly onto the clitoris for sexual stimulation.


Toy Penetration

Get a sex toy such as a dildo that you find suitable in size and then try vaginal penetration at your own tempo and depth to achieve orgasm.

Dual Toys
Try using two adult toys such as a dildo for penetration and a vibrator for clitoral stimulation. Apply the vibrator to the clitoris while penetrating your vagina with the dildo.

Anal Duo
Insert a lubricated dildo into the anus with one hand, and either rub your clit or use a vibrator directly on the clitoris with the other hand.

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