Learn Sex mistake

1. Lubrication
Works for women too

2. using the words "lets make love".
It's not the 1950's anymore, you can say S-E-X

3. Licking ears and cheeks.
It's not sexy, it's annoying.

4. Not kissing first.
Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her feel like you're paying by the hour and trying to get your money's worth by cutting out nonessentials. A proper passionate kiss is the ultimate form of foreplay.

5.Ignoring other parts of her body
A woman is not a highway with just three turnoffs: Breastville East and West, and the Midtown Tunnel. There are vast areas of her body which you've ignored far too often as you go bombing straight into downtown Vagina. So start paying them some attention.

6. Feathery strokers -
That light, slow, repetitive caressing, on the same part of the body, while we're watching TV... We're not cats. Be a man and make us feel it when you touch us. Be aggressive! Or at least change pressure and position once in a while

7. Do NOT answer your phone in the middle.
Especially if its your mother.

8.Leaving presents
Condom disposal is the man's responsibility. You wore it, you store it.

9. Attacking her...
When your putting your fingers in all sorts of places, direct pressure repetitively is annoying, boring, and unpleasant.

10. Leaving her to unwrap your present for you
It's more exciting to rip her clothes off for her. And in the same way, don't just make your clothes disappear. Let her enjoy unwrapping her own present too.

11. Dropping the pants fast.
Theres a time and a place. But mostly it's about the time.

12. In public
Don't be such a girl - its FUN! Do it in school, on the bus, on the grass, on the table, under the table, behind the curtains, in the pool, up in a tree, on a slide, against a wall, in a closet.. just get out of the bedroom once in a while.

13.Giving her a wedgie during foreplay
Stroking her gently through her panties can be very sexy. Pulling the material up between her thighs and yanking it back and forth is not.

14. When kissing
Ramming your tongue in her mouth and flickering like a lizard, before she even realizes that your trying to kiss her, is NOT SEXY.

15.GARLIC
Say no to garlic. ALWAYS